asmartsphantom
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asmartsphantom

Thank you! All the barbs at Rashida Jones, but little mention of YAY AMANDA! make me want to huck my coffee at the screen. Not saying the Rashida commentary is unwarranted, just wishing people could get as excited about the possibility of someone getting healthy as they were about her being ill.

Whaaaaaat? Since when is she preggs!?

I think that might be it. She's supposed to be this "Ultimate Guys Girl Who is Also a Girly Girl" - like in multiple interviews I've seen with her, she's brought up how many times she's broken her nose and then giggle. I get that a lot of it has to do with marketing and less to do with who she actually is as a person,

Same. I feel like I have an undue amount of "ICK" feelings for someone I don't know personally.

I can't stand Cameron Diaz, and can't for the life of me figure out why. She just irks the hell out of me.

I need to figure out how to set this as my wallpaper. Humina.

This gif is everything I want my life to be.

Ah. I'm just not interweb savvy enough to stalk anyone properly.

Ugh. I don't know, but keep in mind that the guy who started the whole VACCINES KILL BABIES fuckery was a doctor. Just because you have the brains to get through medical school doesn't mean you always have the logic to back them up...

This may sounds silly, but I LOVE the Falvia le Duce series ("Sweetness at the Bottom of the Pie" is the first). I started reading them so that I would know them when my daughter got old enough to read them on her own, and absolutely fell in love with Flavia!

eBay! You have to lurk and pick through the losers, but I snagged a fantastic vintage-y coat for $35

You're an illegal immigrant AND a defamer of souls!? HOW DARE YOU. Next thing I know you're going to tell me you're friends with someone who wrestles lions.

Well, do you have laser eyes? Because then, technically, looking in their general direction would be trying to kill them.

RBF is a silent plight; though the world can see us, we suffer alone. No one feels this more than grumpy Cat.

Ooooo we ARE sisters! My mom's family is from Louisiana & lord have mercy on your soul if you don't go to church. The nice thing about having RBF is even when you have a pick-up truck, the neighbors are too scared to ask you to help them move, haha

Face it KEWL; your friend hunts lions, you're where you are illegally, and I'm a drunken mother to a football team's worth of children.

Thank you! I know I've had some of y'all on the edge of your seats with this one! hehehe

Mine has a UK theme!

Agreed. Burt for President of Earth.

Crackers. That dancing gif was supposed to be at the end. Foiled by Kinja once again.