I missed you last week Jezzies! Combination of Kinja glitching & one hell of a week reduced me to lurking status. So much stuffs happened. And didn’t happen. And kinda happened. My brain is basically a hot mess from all the stuffs.

IT'S MY AGE INAPPROPRIATE BOYFRAAAAN!

Serious question: Can this man do wrong? Because he's my dad's age and this lady boner I have for him makes me all sorts of awkward.

I don't know if you're always like this or if it's the pain meds, but MOAR PLZ.

Congratulations! That's fab :)

I think your dad might have been trying to pay you a compliment, but dads can be super awkward and weird sometimes. I understand the feeling though. I used to have terrible skin, and whenever people who knew me back in the day say something along the lines of "Wow! Your skin is so nice now!" I want to curl up and hide.

Not a failure, and not a loser. I wasn't ever really able to breastfeed my daughter, and I beat myself up over it for a long time. But you know what? She's a happy, well-loved kid, boob or not.

Argh. Picture here. Curse you Kinja uploader.

Jezzies! Tonight's the night! I'm going to meet Mr. I've-Had-a-Crush-For-Years tonight. Send me your awesome thoughts and energy please, because I'm quite nervous!

Also, here's what I'm wearing. You can't tell (curse you, poor lighting) but the jacket is a really pretty, distressed mousey grey.

Mine would too. Especially if he were brought in to specifically interact with Lestrade in some capacity (investigating his relationship with Sherlock?) and they had a nice long scene to themselves.

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I mentioned something similar to this on a different thread - Can you imagine what would happen if he guested on Sherlock?

Alllll the panties would drop. All of them.

Can you imagine what would happen if Elba guested on Sherlock, even for half a second?

He was so good in "The Fall" and now... this.

Jamie Jamie Jamie, what did you let your agent get you into?

I don't think he even knows. It's just... word vomit?

Nope. Girl is wise way beyond her years. TSwift could use some of that.

When I was little (we're talking pre-kindergarten) I made my dad read "Sleeping Beauty" over and over and over so many times he finally hid it in the couch because he was sick of it - but he never called me out for rooting for Maleficent or crying when the dragon died and the evil princess won.

I wish I could go back…

And grown men. I will ask for help, and graciously accept help, when I need it. Don't sit there all butt-hurt when I don't need you to change my flat. I got this. Do be happy that I turn into asquealy mess when it comes to spiders and raw chicken.

I'm sorry for your loss :-/

For your consideration, my default cute animal *squee* gifs:

I'm very conflicted about having positive feelings towards the Kardashians.

I'll try something scaled down. The other issue I seem to have is that Kinja tries to open a file when I upload a picture, but then Adobe says the file is corrupted and can't be opened. ???