Ahhhhhh I LOVE it! I love short hair on ladies, and you dahlin, are no exception.

If you're worried about it being too fluffy, try a texturizing cream / paste. They work great without being crunchy, and if the one you try is too think or sticky, you can mix it with water in you palm before applying (thus, saving…

Thank you! I'd love to start selling clothes - never actually considered that someone besides Mini Phantom would enjoy the clothing I make - but I'm such a newbie to the whole concept that I'd have no idea what to charge, etc. I'll get back to you after I do some research this week!

I've never honestly considered the idea that people other than Mini Phantom would enjoy the clothing I make, but after all the positive response on here and around town I'm seriously considering it. You'll be one of the first to know if I do!

Aww, thank you! It took a few glasses of wine and a seriously embarrassing dance party with my dog before I worked up the nerve, but I'm glad I did. I will post further updates in SNS / SNSO (or Group Think, if I ever get out of the grays)

Thank you! It has little neon green pockets as well that will hopefully be visible as Mini Phantom tears across the playground :)

I actually never considered the idea that people other than my daughter would like the stuff I make. After all the positive response and similar questions, I'm giving it some serious thought!

What an awesome gift idea! I'd be jazzed to receive it, and I'm neither in the military or a chess player.

I always vote for broad donations to Planned Parenthood - they have some great programs outside of reproductive health (breast cancer help, for instance) that aren't as well noticed as the baby-making parts.

This is pretty much a duplicate post from yesterday, but I was late to the game (buried in the gray) and so many Jezzies were so awesome about my question I wanted to let y'all know I actually went through with things.

Last week I posted re: this ridiculous, seven year long, head over heels crush I’ve had on a friend…

I don't get the fascination with the children of celebrities. Sure, the baby pictures are cute, and going "Awww look at the little tiny toes!" is fun but that kind of applies to all babies, not just those that came from the genetic products of famous people. Once they get to be past toddler age though... what's the…

That picture is the best.

Burt's back! Burt's back! Burt's back yeeeeaaah! Another glorious day of lurking in natty sweats for me!

SMG and her daughter are freakin' cute, but I have to admit disappointment at the fact that mini-Buffy doesn't have a stake. Maybe it's in her bag...

"Clown-car vagina clan" is the best description I've heard of Michelle Duggars reproductive organs. Well done.

Thank you!

Some people will say this when they just don't care to go to the bother of looking into it. I'm sorry, I know that sounds horrible. I'm genuinely sorry. However, after living with the exact type of people who won't seek social services because they're too proud or they find it too overwhelming, I can say it's a…

For serious. I have the added advantage, however, of looking them straight in the eye and saying "You know my last name used to be Esquivel after it was Johnson*, before it was Smith, right?"

Shuts them right the fuck up.

*Obvs not the actual names, but you get the idea.

Jaime Dornan will always be a sadistic sexy serial killer in my mind... and I bleeding love him for it.

I don't know about atheism and alcoholism, as my exp has been strictly within the Catholic / Protestant spectrum, but the symptoms you describe are very familiar. Please note that I am currently (and for most of my life have been) an atheist.

My da died when I was fairly young, after exhibiting very similar symptoms…

Thank you! It took a rather large amount of ovaries to even think about calling, let alone following through with it.

Oh poor little girl, did that screen door trick you?