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Thank you! It's a really simple pattern, but I'm very pleased with the result :)

DO. IT. My mom gave away all her cross stitch goods when her arthritis got too bad, and she received gifts from almost everyone who received goods from her. My mom is like the female version of Stalin, but she actually ended up crying happy tears. Do it.

Less lurking, more returning, more wombats!

First: A WHOLE DAY OF BURT. HOLY CANOLI, SOMEBODY UP THERE LIKES US!

Last week I posted re: this ridiculous, seven year long, head over heels crush I’ve had on a friend and sometimes-coworker, trying to figure out how to get over him and move on when I keep thinking I’m over him, have moved on , and then I see him and

Dammit, wrong thread.

Aww I want to give a wombat belly scritchins!

Eets a behbeh... *cough* excuse me. I defaulted into my "BRAIN HAS MELTED FROM CUTE" voice. It's a baby :)

Well there's this one, which is my go-to happy gif:

I KNOW, RIGHT!?

I have an unabashed love of woms, and advertise their awesome at every opportunity. The cool thing is, unlike other members of the animal kingdom (side eye at you sea otters) wombats have huge, hilarious personalities. Until you piss them off, then they can be kinda vicious.

In conclusion, wombats and I

Now playing

It's a wombat! They eat carrots as treats more than as a regular diet, so here's a little cutie nomming grass.

Those are all ... fair?... arguments as to why she doesn't knock it off with the pregnancies. Everyone is entitled to make their own life choices, whether those choices fall in the realm of common sense or not, it just sucks that her choices are so irresponsible (in my eyes) because those late pregnancies are

Nope, not at all. I did a double / triple / quadruple check to make sure Burt was Burt and then I squealed and clapped. I squealed and clapped. Because suddenly my Saturday of being lazy at home in my hole-ridden yoga pants was guaranteed to be better than expected.

It's the "for now" part that gets me...



Oh, I'm sorry, did you says cats and giraffes? We're just letting them pave the way for the real Rulers of Cuteness. When the time is right we will roll through your screens and demand all of your carrots.



This is all I have for the people reblogging on Tumblr.

Exactly.

"Is that your brother? Your mama must have given birth to Irish twins!"
"Actually, he's my uncle..."

I agree. I looked at the outfit for Rosa Parks and thought "I would totally wear that" which makes me think he should have gone balls out with a giant green plaid ballgown and a little hat with a golden bus on it. They're just middle of the line enough that if presented without the artist statement, the message could

Apparently I did not lodge my tongue into my cheek firmly enough before typing.

My sense of decency just threw up a little.

I have mixed feelings about this project, but that Rosa Parks outfit is beyond fantastic. Would wear, would wear daily.

ETA: Gloria looks a little bit like a grown version of Daphne.