I'm picturing a little Menses Monster carrying the sign and punching Jim Bob in the testes with its little fists made of uterine goo (and laughing a lot harder than I probably should be).

Awww that sounds adorable! I never got many Sendak books as a kid, so I haven't exposed mini phantom to them. I will definitely check it out, thanks!

Is it a book, movie? About a messy bear?

The Muslim parents who I know do emphasize modesty in clothing and "R-Rated References" to their children, but every girl we know does sports, or gymnastics, or dance, and one even swims (yes, she's allowed a regular swimsuit). I think the big difference is that, at least according to this article, Michelle Duggar…

Which brings up: WHY is this woman still having children? I would never, ever ever wish the death of a child on anyone, but she said she would stop having babies "when God gave her a sign." One baby spent months in NICU, another passed away. I'm sorry, but at a certain point pregnancies become selfish, and the Duggars…

I think those words you just typed up there are pretty on the nose.

Right? She said she would stop having babies when God gave her a sign that it was time to stop having babies (her words, sadly not mine). One child was in the NICU for months, another baby sadly died - how many more 'signs' do you need before you turn your focus away from having babies and find contentment in the…

Recently, a teddy bear was put in a dress and then sent on a "Mission to the Moon" (mud pit in the back yard) via a John Deer tractor.

My poor daughter, I've set her up for all the slutty, immodest, slut lesbian abortion-having failure in the world.

Oh, snap!

Yuuup. His erratic behavior started shortly after his mum passed.

And people are all surprised he acted all cray cray (ok, cray cray-er) when KK was pregnant. That whole family could benefit from therapy.

I thought he was too, but it seems like that was a publicity gag for his "Reincarnated" documentary (which was surprisingly good)

Same here! It's not a common name, though it has sadly become slightly more common thanks to a certain celebrity and her ever expanding brood. Leave my old lady names alone hipsters!

Lou Reed was my first celebrity crush. I have nothing but sad feels.

Personal favorite:

Why do you hate Canada? WHY.

Whatever, I love the pointy toe! Super pointy, kindy pointy, some weird blend of pointy and rounded, doesn't matter. They make my ankles look thin & my legs look even longer. Pointy toes!

Definitely try wearing her around the house, but also realize that some babies really don't like feeling so swaddled. We had a Moby, and tried for a month with Mini Phantom and finally had to give up.

Jezzies! First, thank you to everyone who responded to my "7 year crush anxiety" post last night. All the feedback and encouragement was really nice, and y'all certainly opened my eyes to the reality of the situation.

But also, if it turns out that letting go of all this is the best way to go, how? I feel like I've tried everything to get him out of my head, and he's still in there.

Burner account with vague details?