Good to know! I loved Uganda and would love to explore more of the continent of Africa. South Africa would probably be first on my list of places to go.

Yeah, from what I’ve read the water in SA is some of the cleanest in the world?

I also don’t know what all to take in my big, beautemous backpack.

The way the Hemsworths interact with each other really makes me want brothers while simultaneously making me very relieved that I only have sisters.

A camera!! I remember those.

By “Holiday” do you mean the Good Friday when I hooked up with super hot Alex? Or the Easter Sunday when I met him at the family brunch and learned he was my dad’s half-sister’s son?

It’s completely about race, because they’re just two different sides of the same damn coin. My husband teaches at a small Catholic college, and there is a very large percentage of Muslim students relative to the general population. They’ve told him it’s because their parents are more comfortable with the restrictions…

Spoiler: she’s using some sort of tesla invention to create clones of herself and then killing the original version of herself every night in a big tank of water. I’m sure all the science checks out if you care about science.

is that a Hungarian Bentail? an Affleck Fireball? a Common Welsh Gigli?

Sadly I’ve discovered that women just don’t seem to be interested in whether or not a person is a freemason. I don’t know why I even bother going to the lodge anymore.

europe: the bastion of racial equality since never

Just avoid the ones with horcruxes:/

I’d be worried about the performance of the rich kids whose parents hovered over every homework assignment, paid for special tutors and coaches at every turn and hired consultants for the college application process to get them into schools that would be beyond their reach.

I think its really important when you’re getting a divorce to put your fridge first. It’s so easy to fall into the trap of using your fridge as a pawn when things get ugly, and it can do lasting damage. That being said, I never think its a good idea to stay together for the sake of your fridge.

She also once cancelled a meeting with Putin because he was late.

So... Trump does have a black friend...

I’ve met people who literally had no clue this was a bad idea and just brush it off like it’s nothing. Like...what the actual fuck, where is your brain?

but maybe then they can go live in a nice retirement home together

That has been, by far, the most entertaining part of this case. The amount of people that are confused that South Africa doesn’t operate under American laws.