Well, I certainly don’t approve of what they did but you know, Republicans are always saying they want immigrants to really embrace the American way of life.

Cannot comprehend what sort of motive makes you leave your infant daughter with her grandmother and then saddle her with the legacy of your heinous acts.

Married people, can we really trust them?

Bobby is the master of the Buzzfeed spoof.

I hate to do this, but her posing in a wheelchair like it is some sort of sexy glamorous accessory is actually a bit more than “semi-offensive.” If someone wearing, say, a Native American headdress as a costume is considered extremely insensitive (as it should be) and inappropriate, how is this any different? People…

It’s really not any grosser and meaner than anything else we eat, though. And from the sound of it, these animals have vastly better lives than the factory-farmed cows, pigs and chickens we eat every day.

“You know what the values tell you? Why are you 15-years-old and letting some boy take advantage of you?”

Ugh, goddamn fuck all of these xenophobic assholes. And your “american made” “support local economies” bullshit is so transparent. It’s 100% about being racist and screwing over brown people. No matter that they are good, enterprising and hard-working people. People that embody the values that are what America is…

For me the shark was the Izzy/dead rich guy weird marriage thing season, where I have to give props to her “I don’t want to be nominated because the season was complete and utter shit” statement. It was horrendous and proves that Shonda Rhimes murders her shows after the first or second season.

Nothing is as baffling as Grey’s Anatomy lasting as long as it has. I assume it’s because Shonda Rhimes has a blood oath with someone at ABC.

You’d think David Boreanaz was used to dealing with bloodsuckers.

Ok Hitler Lips, whatever you say.

A humanitarian crisis looms on the horizon as experts predict widespread shortages of tiny metal wrenches.

Do they come with 2 mysterious extra pieces that seem to be essential, but fit nowhere?

Do people really not watch the movies? Don’t say you weren’t warned.

My god. It’s like you people don’t even care if straight guys are masturbating or not.

also i just found out MIRA NAIR is doing a movie with LUPITA NYONG’O and i am going to spontaneously combust from the happiness.

While I’m shocked that a movie about Egypt has an all white cast, I’m also shocked that Gerald Butler is still getting work.