When will this article be adapted to a noir film? I very much feel that’s the direction this is moving in...

This may be what happens when your daughter is guided and encouraged to leave the all over colour fest. What we see as ‘scribbles’ is actually very controlled, and certainly in the second picture her colour choices are properly brilliant.

You could build an entire house out of all that straw.

Here's my hypothesis. Zayn is objectively the “hot one.” You are now free to submit evidence confirming or rejecting this hypothesis.

I love this woman. And I love every attempt that soooo many journalists make to paint her like a lunatic—- Which I have no idea why they do that??? Is it because she’s crazy fucking passionate about human rights? If I was in her position I’d be so burntout and just be like FUCK YOU and walk away.

On account of your rage?

It did used to be 21 btw, but we have been doing mass vaccination against HPV in girls for about 5 (???) years now. So they raised the age.

his kids are modern philosophers, thats all that i know

Right now my 7 mo old is REALLY into straws. So... don’t worry too much about gifts.

But there’s a difference between “putting the pieces before the whole” and “conveniently omitting all discussion of seriously vile things that someone did and commemorating their all-around awesomeness instead.”

Yeah, I don’t think your cry of “what about all the good things racists do” is really going to catch on, but it’s a cute attempt.

Or on the flipside “I’m pretty high on meth right now, but I’d better use at least two different types of birth control before we get to the sex, otherwise I might get pregnant and put myself at risk of violating state laws...”

Yes, because hard-core meth addicts are totally capable of rational thought processes along the lines of, “I’d like to do some meth but I’m pregnant and might go to jail over it.”

So, it’s not about me? Damn.

ISIS probably celebrates every time a governor speaks out against refugees. And the governors are waging their own weird war on Christmas. My mind was boggled by how they can’t see what they’re doing and then a friend shared this with me and it was all cleared up.

Obama should be the next Bond.

I too enjoy pricing human beings out of bodily functions.

Jerking off to the thought of denying refugee children entry to America.

what on earth are you on about!!! please read up on HIV transmission before you publish inaccurate information. It’s NOT pretty difficult to contract HIV through heterosexual relations. That being said..

I would say, it’s very difficult to HIV from holding hands after a paper cut. It’s pretty high risk if you’re having unprotected vaginal sex.