For what it’s worth, these douchebros made a sign that sounds like they want to call the father’s “Daddy,” not that they want the daughters to call them Daddy.

At my school, every dorm had signs pointing to where you were supposed to go along with some attempt at light-hearted fun/bad jokes.

How in the world has science found an objective measure of attractiveness?

So a week after I started this job, a guy who no longer worked at the publication I worked for died in a car accident. I never met him, and he was a copy editor so it wasn’t like I was familiar in any way with him through what he wrote.
But nevertheless, the EOC said everyone needed to go. So I went. And somehow the…

I’ve had that experience with former homeschooled kids in college, too. But having met some outside of that setting as well, I think there’s a strong selection effect whereby kids who are homeschooled for good reasons by smart parents turn out well-adjusted and go to college, and the ones who are basically just…

I went to Richard Branson’s private safari reserve in South Africa and the employees told us a hilarious story about how the last time he was there, he got piss drunk and fell into a pond.

I loooove this kid. ‘Buy me some earplugs’—greatest line in a stupid reveal video ever.

I’ll always love this review by Chloe Papas

This is probably why more than one person has told me they thought I was a snob or disliked them when we first met, even though I liked them and thought our initial interactions were just fine. Fortunately they gave me a chance and we ended up as good friends, but I always wonder how many potential friends I’ve missed…

If they start saying we have to go so far as to hug casual acquaintances, I give up. I’m moving into a cave.

When people I’m not close with grab my arm during a conversation I instinctively look down at in a horrified way.

I wonder if all of the test groups were American. Americans tend to favor extroversion, and I would be interested to see if this had a different response in, for example, Norway.

IM FOURTEEN AT LEAST

I automatically type 1995 everywhere because that was the year Clueless came out.

I always think it’s disgusting how women involved in scandal get offered to do porn. It’s puerile and it feels like it’s shaming them, like taking a dog that made an accident on the carpet and shoving their nose in it.

If you find out the answer? It must be conditioning. “I’d prefer you didn’t” would have saved a lot of trouble. (and spared us this^)

Of course MRAs hate this. They whine when custody is given to the mom, but a man actually taking care of his child is “emotionally manipulated and abused”. I wonder what they would do with a kid if any of them were actually given full custody?

This guy definitely deserves a cookie, though. Not necessarily for changing his ways and taking on his equal share in the house, but for publicly admitting he was wrong (to way more people than were in the original conversation) and improving his ways. Publicly apologizing in a way that will help other people to come…

Except give him a fake nuke code that Will trigger fireworks that spell YOU’RE FIRED.