Am I the only person who feels weird when people flirt with them? I am so pathologically unused to being flirted with and then last week I got hit on twice and it made me feel weird then and I feel weird now. I am so uptight.

I’m thinking that he might suffer from dementia, although that doesn’t explain why his family passively allowed him to assault the delivery driver.

SO HERE’S HOW IT ALL WENT DOWN.

The Taliban has to start every group text with a roll call to see who is still alive.

Claire Foy (who also played Anne Boleyn

Your move Texas.

I’m grown! I’m grown! I’m grown! I’m grown! I’m grown! I’m grown! I’m grown! I’m grown! I’m grown! I’m grown! I’m grown! I’m grown! I’m grown! I’m grown! I’m grown! I’m grown! I’m grown! I’m grown! I’m grown! I’m grown! I’m grown! I’m grown! I’m grown! I’m grown! I’m grown! I’m grown! I’m grown! I’m grown! I’m grown!…

All the queens are missing Cate, Meryl, Julianne, Kate. I’m guessing because they do a lot more indies that cancel out all the big blockbuster bucks.

why Queen Cate Blanchett is not on this list??????

i thought emma stone was hawaiian tho?

Meryl, you were robbed. (Comparatively speaking.)

Have a drink with Luther Matt. You look #parched

to be fair if I thought people would believe me I would say that I’m dating Rihanna.

THIS WAS FUCKING HILARIOUS AND HONESTLY PROBABLY TOP TEN ESSAYS I HAVE EVER READ ON THIS SITE I LEGIT CRIED LAUGHING

I didn’t get to have a wedding because my parents didn’t like him, his parents didn’t like me and I was pregnant. Now we’re 8.5 years in, we have a great kid, parents have chilled out and we actually kind of all love each other now, and I really want to have a big 10 year anniversary party with fancy dresses and a lot…

One of my BFFs got an engagement puppy instead of a ring. I am so happy I was there when another friend was like “but the dog will die eventually! That’s stupid!” She answered “yes, the dog will probably die. And when he does, we’ll go down to city hall and file for divorce the next day. I’ll text you.”

I would like to posit that this was Robert De Niro’s best role.

Do you think someday there will be a rom com starring an 18 year old girl and George Clooney’s recently deceased corpse?