Never, ever, ever thought this gif would EVER be appropriate to the real world.

Here in Canada, our hotel safes double as walk-in closets and also provide universal health care.

That is my guess. I had a friend growing up whose 4-year-old sister put his baby self in their stroller and went around offering him up for adoption to the neighbors.

The chances of this being the case are actually relatively high, given that Washington D.C. has the highest rate of membership of any city (and correspondingly, the hack released over 15,000 .gov or .mil email addresses).

Did I go through some standing stones and fall back in time to 2007? NO ONE should be wearing bandage dresses anymore.

“Jim Bob and Michelle love their son, and they love when they can spend time with his family... But every time they’re photographed with him, a story gets made out of it that rehashes the whole mess, and it’s painful for everyone.”

Screenshot all flight details/travel documents. Internet access is unreliable when traveling.

But-but-but HUGH DANCY.

When bohemian artist Miranda falls in love with Finn,

haters to the left who remembers The Princess Diaries

Congratulations to the older children of Annegret Raunigk who will no doubt eventually be the ones raising these quads.

Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

All of this seems like a good idea.

“Textual Intercourse”.

ARE THEY ALL THE SAME PERSON OR ARE THEY DIFFERENT PEOPLE I GENUINELY CANNOT TELL

ugh this makes me ashamed to be blonde rn

no this also must be incorrect are you suggesting it is impossible to have a nuanced discussion about Israel on the internet?

Nine million dollars says this becomes an SVU episode and ten million dollars says I throw myself into the Hudson w a concrete brick tied to my foot when it premiers.