First Taylor and Katy. Now Archie and Julliana. What is the world coming to? Whatever the dramz, I'm team Archie because Bend it Like Beckham.

I think being one bad day away from being a gibbering, froth-mouthed loon is basically The Human Condition. All that stands between this woman and the rest of us is beer, lorazepam, and the fervent hope that we might get laid tonight if we can just keep it together for just a little longer.

“Swearing or sex scenes don’t excite me because they don’t have emotional content.”

I hope the world is willing to give him a few months to find his footing.

I am so happy about this article, I’m almost crying at work. I’ve been lifting with a trainer for almost two years and when people find out that I do, the first thing every woman says is “well doesn’t that bulk you up?”

Most residents cannot get time to get a drink. My wife, who is a resident neurologist, tries to carry around a water bottle for that very reason. Sometimes she doesn’t get to eat “lunch” until 3 or 4 pm (she tends to get to the hospital around 6).

I don’t know very much about her, but there’s something about Liv Tyler that makes me root for her. She just seems so gentle and sweet-natured and daffy and kind. A couple of weeks ago, I had a stupendously self-pitying cold, and cheered myself up by building a misery fort under my duvet and re-watching the old Lord…

I feel like we’re being pranked rn and this is like one of those situations where your aunt mistakes an Onion article for real news.

America deserves a President that cares about and will weigh in on Twilight dramz.

I’m Aussie and I used to have to step in and defuse the tension between US/UK coworkers because the Americans never realised they were on the verge of a brawl.

It’s just hyperbole, he knows they’re not dentures. I think he’s kind of making fun of his teeth by implying they look like an old man’s dentures.

Yeah, I don’t know why everyone is saying Zayn is the one who escalated this? Calvin basically donned a full suit of plate armor and rode straight into Zayn’s twitter feed to white knight his girlfriend with multiple tweets. Patronizing as fuck tweets, too. Firmly agree that he needs to calm his knickers.

U fucking wot mate?

She said she was feeling nauseated and tired. She didn’t mention weird cravings or the lack of a period. A lot of very athletically active women don’t get periods, or only get them sporadically. There are also several kinds of birth control that eliminate the period. And, unfortunately (at least for me, because I was…

zayn

well he has no ankles

The ratio of people complaining about the possibility of trolls to actual trolls is like 100 to 1.

There are people, more than likely older guys who never got laid in high school, who enjoy making teenage girls cry, more so if attractive...

Oh wow. This article is sure to result in some very peaceful and levelheaded comment threads.