Fair point. The only places you hear about violence like this in America is in schools, churches, movie theatres, fast food restaurants, street corners, office buildings, quilting circles, swap meets and outside/inside police stations.

Bless my soul have I got a story!

Honest to gosh, cross my heart this is true.

i went to mormon girls camp with my mormon cousins (and the rest of my catholic cousins, who were staying with the mormons for a while). we were doing a ropes course and i was way too tall for it, so i was already really off kilter. a bug flew at my face and i said ‘JESUS CHRIST’ and everyone looked at me aghast and i…

HAG

FASCIST

He listed her age as 55, when she’s actually 53!

No luck catching them killers, then?

Kara,

I’ll just have you know that my Fridays at work are spent hitting refresh until Shade Court gets posted.

Harry Styles doesn’t want to be reminded about Zayn Malik leaving One Direction.

This is like some weird nightmare alternate universe where everyone you know is replaced by vaguely similar-looking aliens who act like nothing is wrong.

Until I saw that the book had writing inside from her mother, my thought was that this book was totally replaceable, and the place to replace it was Ebay. It is where many of us have gone to buy back our childhoods.

This is my neighborhood. I will be launching a very informal but Judy Blume themed investigation.

What a friend posted on Facebook:

Beer and yoga? Ugh.

I just don’t see the porpoise here.

So Sam and Tara sit together? This is all wrong. The majority of the reasons I still come to Gawker Media websites should not be placed all in one area, geographically. What if something were to happen? We should conserve our art department resources and keep them in separate palatial rooms, guarded by Green Berets…