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Yea, I’m from the midwest, have plenty of friends who love hunting. Legit hunters fucking *HATE* people that disobey the basic rules and dignity of hunting, because it makes them look terrible.

why would anyone read the story? This is enough. ETA: nevermind. Go back and read the story.

Mah God, someone turn off the water!

some time in the mid-90s I fell out of my bunk bed and hit my head. My parents took me to the ER, and the doctors asked me various questions to determine my mental status. One of them was “Who’s in charge at the White House?” I deadpanned “Hillary” and had the whole ER laughing. I was seven or eight.

Disagree.

UnReal is great, I don't know what he's been watching. It's also he only reason I watched The Bachelorette for the first time ever, so he should maybe say thank you a little bit.

The first time someone told me that they lived at home I was genuinely confused, like don’t we all live at home?

ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh idk

My parents bought a “summer house” in 1969. The previous owner left the bookshelves filled with these and other Gothics. They never got thrown out and by the time I was twelve I’d race through the door on the first summer weekend, grab a handful and disappear. I never took one home at the end of the summer. They

If that 8 yr old girl in the video is a mother, dropping her kid is the least of her problems.

Everything about Jesse Williams:

Did you guys read the whole Times article? They’re acting like this lady invented introversion. Get your head out of your ass, New York Times Style section. Everyone knows Emily Dickinson invented introversion.

You keep using the words “supposed to”. That phrase does not carry much weight in American politics nowadays. :(

Yes, but they hate government so want t defund everything in theory. Also, he wants to have a chance in hell so is pandering to social conservatives even though he went through medical school and is very unlikely to have been shocked by that video in any way shape or form.

Aww, my cousin’s kids are Boy Scouts in a very blue city in a blue state, and their troop does awesome stuff like march in the Pride Parade every year. Not all Boy Scouts?

Ohh interesting. I’ve been thinking about getting a tiny HP tattoo and I felt so badass, but clearly I’m no match for you haha.

it’s entirely too hot outside and I’m dogsitting for the weekend, so I spent the day watching UnReal on Lifetime.

I’ve made donations to PP in the names of several conservative politicians. John Boehner’s office actually called me, confused, the first time I did it to him. It was pretty awesome.

congrats, huck.