FUCKING AMANDLA STENBERG FOR PRESIDENT OF EVERYTHING

HE IS SO GRUMPY I LOVE HIM SO MUCH

Omg I knew you were going to post himmmmmm

I was just thinking that I couldn’t handle the existence of that photo.

Maybe you should go on a microhike for ten days and chill out.

Oh Jesus. I bet Yoga Nerd MD looked at this headline and was like “HARD PASS.”

So I’m not the only one who reads these and feels like: a) I’ve done things completely wrong, or; b) It must be fun to live in Imaginaryland?

I AM LITERALLY FUCKING FILLED W RAGE RN

So FYI, this post actually broke moriarty’s ring tone.

How about band-aids? When I was a kid, I used to be obsessed with the fact that I had never seen a band-aid in any colour other than light beiege.

Yes. They are out of date.

We’re better than a lot of places but we have a lot more problems than many places too. We’re kind of middle of the pack. Which is fine, there’s nothing wrong with being average as long as we continue to aspire to be better, but the fact that so many people think America is the best country in the world is kind of…

In situations like that, there should be different policies for non-violent and violent offenders. This shouldn’t have anything to do with protecting transwomen from cismen or protecting ciswomen from transwomen. Violent and dangerous offenders are violent and dangerous offenders regardless of gender and they should…

Context — 38 is pretty damn old to be hitting on a 21-year-old.

As a former server, it drives me nuts when my table isn’t pre-bussed, especially if I have kids with me who are using everything they can grab on the table as weapon against me or themselves. Can’t win ‘em all, servers. But I suspect I tip better.

I stayed in a hotel room w two other girls who ended up staying elsewhere to bang some dudes in bow ties and I slept alone in the room by myself and smoke a J while I watched Law and Order reruns at 4am.