yes i just replied to myself.

Graham himself lived by “The Billy Graham Rule” where he would not “meet, eat or travel” with a woman by himself,

IT’S ABOUT ETHICS IN BEING A MAN BABY, FP

Women aren’t held “at gunpoint, against their will” in emotionally abusive relationships, so do you absolve those husbands/boyfriends as well?

This is totally 100% off topic, but when I was a kid I had a rabbi who said intermarriage was “giving Hitler a posthumous victory.” (Intermarriage means Jews marrying non-Jews; I’m not sure if everyone already knows that or not.) Other than that, he’s a nice guy, and I’ve never heard him say anything else I took issue…

Can we talk about how fucking racist Israel is against black people? (And against Palestinians and Arabs, obviously, but that’s a whole other discussion.) There are huge things like the forced sterilization of Ethiopian women, and there are a million little cultural things. Blackface on TV all the time. (Not Rachel…

This story cracks me up because I was at a party at a friend’s house when this pretty young woman came in and began nervously talking about having social anxiety. I, in my official role as sage older woman, attempted to comfort her with some, “There, there, dear, we all feel the same way,” kind of talk.

My dad is the king of awkwardness. He is also Star Trek Dad of the year.

My dad liked anything that was weird and difficult-sounding. His favorite ice cream flavor was pistachio. His favorite music was klezmer music. He owned a theremin. We once spent four hours making tree-related puns because we got stuck behind a landscaper’s truck on our way home from lunch. He convinced his…

When I was little, my younger sister and I were in dance and we had a holiday recital called “The Night Before Christmas.” The older brother of one of our fellow dancers had been cast as the part of Santa, who was very important as he was in the background of almost every dance and played the male dancer part in a few…

My dad looks similar, though bald... and he gets a kick out of the kids who stare at him in awe at the mall during Christmas season, especially if he happens to be wearing red. He’ll usually give them a wink and a “shhh” face from afar.

There’s a picture at my parents’ house (I think) of my dad wearing one of my ballet skirts and twirling around the kitchen. I was somewhere around 5-7 so he was in his early 50s. Just imagine George Lucas twirling in a pretty skirt and you’ve got the image. He also used to sign autographs as George Lucas or Kenny…

what are you talking about they're clearly white and gold

That’s because Australia is the Florida of the continents. It’s also why all the animals want to kill you so bad there.

I LOVE YOU, JOHN WATERS!!!!!!! 143637 JOHN WATERS!!!!!!!

For no good reason, here’s this:

Two hobbits were seen leaving the scene of the crime, headed to the closest volcano.

wow jia

Two hipsters walk into a bar.