If mobility is the concern, wouldn’t it be cheaper to have a big container of water at your desk and a hefty chamber pot under your chair? I bet that’s how Descartes did it.

Sepp Blatter resigns as President of an organization too corrupt to have voted them out when they had the chance like a day ago.

This whole situation with Warren really brings home the Douglas Adams quote

he would be elated, that sick little perv~ <3<3<3

Any Arsenal fans out there? I’m absolutely ecstatic about the FA Cup win today!!! My life has kind of sucked lately, a lot (I can’t find a job and have to move from an amazing apartment in the city that I love, where I’ve just started having success in online dating, back in with my conservative parents in the middle…

Build a time machine so we can go back and not invade Iraq in 2003.

I just douche with pumpkin spice lattes for the same effect.

also her daughter is named scarlett and therefor has a 1/6 chance of being a murderer.

Nubian Skin: Women of Color, You Have Our Support.

Boy or girl, I hope the new Royal Baby makes the same epic stank faces that big brother George makes when looking upon the peasants.

When I'm 64? Everyone likes The Beatles.

#FLAWLESS

I'm so nosy. I have to know. It could have absolutely nothing to do with me, and I would still have to know.

I really hated Cousin Rose and all of her tedious nonsense. Season 4 was duller than my second husband.

I still watch it, but mostly just to look at the rooms.

Since Matthew Crawley's 'miracle cure' for his spinal damage at WWI (don't care how the writers spin the probability of its authenticity) and then his woefully written car crash death I've logged out of this series. Pity - it had so much potential but has become a parody of it's genre. It's a essentially a soap opera…

For 10 bucks, you can purchase my "reverse asylum" service, where I go back to your home and beat the shit out of your douchebag husband until it's safe to live there again.