Spoken like a person without 24 first cousins who were raised to be like siblings to you.

This man's expression reminds me of Dr. Frankenfurter.

To waste the term "confusion arousal" on such a banal experience would be a crime against the internet

That Knee Defender Courtesy Card is the ultimate in passive-aggressive notes. Also I'm with Louis CK; everyone needs to stop complaining about flying. Traveling is worth all the inconveniences! The only legitimate complaint is that it's too expensive.

Glad to see the Bianca-at-Prom-From-10-Things-I-Hate-About-You trend is alive and well. I love this look.

My vote for best-dressed. Way to go, Janis Ian.

Everybody in this life has his or her personal line that cannot be crossed. I want you to ask yourself what your line is.

Serial monogamy and prostitution are the only choices. Everyone knows that. Even JLo.

I'll be the curmudgeon that says it. I hate shit like this. Why do you need an audience?!

Relevant for those who don't know who she is;

It was me. I follow teens around, and yell at them to use condoms.

Everyone's too busy sexting to actually meet up and have sex.

I like how the one on the left is all "screw you guys, the government can read your mind now! Keepin' this thing ON."

Harry Styles was going to be in a movie called Tulip Fever in which he would have had to make out with Cara Delevingne, but he was like, "Nah, too busy being a lovable and mischievous guy." He is also saving his first on-screen kiss for you.

Oh, and this video has quite a few POC in it. Like I said earlier I'm a POC myself so I think I always notice when pop music videos are all/99% white (almost all the time unless the artist isn't white) and this one has much more racial inclusion in ALL the styles of dancing. I'm the first to admit I'm a biased TSwift…

I think she's mocking how she can't fit into that mold (whether it be hip-hop, techno, etc.) and is making fun of how bad she would be if she tried.

She's mocking herself because she knows she's a shitty dancer lol

Oh, I thought that's where she was attempting to pioneer Embarrassing White People Dancing as a legitimate genre.

I'm all for pointing out cultural appropriation and calling out those who perpetrate it, but I fail to feel outrage over this video. I mean at least Taylor thinks that it's a dance equivalent to ballet and interpretive instead of going, "eww black girls shaking their asses, yuck". And if all the dancers were white,…

I agree wholeheartedly. So maybe he takes these roles because he is interested in them and the process. Does he need the infinity million dollars? You know who was the real Johnny Depp all along? Brad Pitt. All thought the nineties, he supported his troubled-stud-period-dramas like a champ, the golden boy in every…