As a millennial I can assure you this is not a meme.

Thanks Ashley. I couldn’t decide if I wanted to have a club sandwich or dry heaves for lunch.

How about Mark Burnett stages the inauguration as a mashup of his programs? Trump is dropped into an actual shark tank that’s on a desert island and he screams until his voice is gone and we see if he’s a survivor.

I really hope the Mets don’t waste a camp invite on someone who has proven he can’t play baseball at the Major League level. I get that he’s a really nice guy and used to be a famous star, but this whole David Wright spectacle needs to come to an end.

You act like this kind of thing is unusual:

In other words, presidents do things for reasons, so what the fuck does it matter what those reasons are? Makes complete sense.

It’s always sad when a team gets this close and then has to watch it all slip through their finger.

“How’s *baseball* season treating you?” is what you should have said.

Can’t say I blame him- I’d want to live in an alternate reality, too, if I’d blown a 3-1 Finals lead.

I’m sure Tim would have stopped to chat if you said hello.

A guy from temple? I never figgered them Southern Baptists to up ‘n hire a Jewish fella.

Lori Petty? Too far?

Kirk Cousin may have bet on himself, but Fitzpatrick, in true Harvard fashion, shorted his own stock before the season started, so he’s still the one coming out ahead.

Baseball is the only sport that actually looks like America.

In the Northwest Indiana steel town in which my Greek grandfather grew up in the ‘20s and ‘30s, Greeks were at the very bottom of the ethnic totem pole. Papoo got beaten up by Dutch and Irish kids for being brownish and Orthodox all the time. So, naturally, he became pretty nastily racist against blacks as an adult.

It’s about ethics in kinesiology

Yes, this is precisely the wrong approach. Making the refs full time, train year round, great idea. Adding more for the sake of having more is not a solution. We don’t need to increase the number of penalties called, we need to simplify the rulebook, and get better trained refs to handle the calls.

This is the society we keep opting for. The society we keep promoting through our choice of elected officials.