I still can’t believe this is the guy whose prickliness alienated McNair and Vince Young but is serene as the fucking Buddha when it comes to his current crop of milquetoast non-entities.

I hear where you are coming from, I’d just say that 95%+ of the people who would need to understand that lesson don’t give a shit about soccer and probably weren’t even aware of the game or the results, unless they happened to see it on an ESPN bottom line or something.

Columbus is a decidedly bright blue square in the middle of a sea of red. If anything, instead of seeing the game here as a “Trump-ist slap in the face”, try to see a vibrant, diverse, supportive community coming together while being assailed on all sides by ignorance.

Can’t believe a white guy lost his job after Trump won. This is exactly the type of thing he was supposed to prevent!!!!!1!1!11!!!!11!!11 KILLME

I wonder if money was their only GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL?

As we are all slowly realizing, bad NBA basketball is 100 times better than bad NFL football.

The NBA shitshow sequences are the most entertaining part of Deadspin. Awful basketball is truly hypnotic.

Given their draft history, isn’t letting them pick punishment enough?

Sounds good. That league would pay players money unlike the awful NCAA.

Counterpoint: sometimes it’s reassuring when the teams you’re expecting to lose meet expectations.

My hair question was more like “Where are those!”

Well, by “didn’t react strongly enough”, she meant that instead of starting to pay her the amount of attention she wanted, he was just being a selfish asshole, rolling on the ground and screaming “FUCK FUCK GODAMNIT IT HURTS!!!!!” Kept it all about himself, he did!

She was probably just trying to make TE.

Popovich: Makes a bunch of money off the backs of fairly compensated employees

So it’s an illegal hit that didn’t deserve to be flagged. Got it.

Cannot wait for the NFL in Trump’s America. It will revert to its original form: two teams of 50 men bludgeoning an endangered whale with wooden clubs in a stadium filled with hundreds of thousands of screaming fans. The game ends when one team strikes the killing blow or the stock market crashes. Whichever comes…

For the life of me I’ll never understand why the democrats cleared the decks to anoint a candidate who had already failed miserably in 2008 and who revealed herself to be isolated and utterly out of touch with the electorate.

They don’t because Republicans are afraid making it easier to vote means more minorities will vote. It’s really as simple as that.

Hey, hey, hey!

(Has no penis and isn’t the daughter I want to have sex with)