Phil looks like he borrowed his older and even dumpier brother’s suit.

If you send things back multiple times at your OWN restaurant it gives the people you’re with the impression that the food is not good. The very people you are trying to impress.

Now that this story is public, he’ll never ketchup in the polls.

The man failed miserably selling gambling, football, and steak.

They also should re-evaluate where another viable space launch location would be. Russia seems to do well launching over land, and it never fails to amaze me how many launches are scrubbed for weather in a state that claims to have such amazing weather. All in all this country might do well to be less stubborn about…

Counterpoint:

The Packers, who are instead owned by many of them

I would argue his Civil Rights record- which he’s spent most of his life working on- is pretty impressive and says a lot about his character but I guess that’s nothing compared to being a blogger

They aren’t going to win 74 games, and after last season’s, uhhh, let’s just call it a debacle

“Stomping on a team logo” not only shouldn’t be a penalty, it should be specifically encouraged. Then we can eject anyone upset by it from adulthood.

My head just about exploded thinking about the epic showdown that would have happened if Schiano hit THIS guy with his car. Universe, please make it happen.

More Surly than Huffy

He got all huffy.

If Noah doesn’t want to support an organization that ruins young men’s lives then he shouldn’t have signed with the Knicks.

This is the stupidest story ever. Why the hell would he bring a pound of CLEVELAND WEED to California? Jesus Christ, he can afford to buy weight from a local cholo here, and it’s probably better and cheaper than anything he can get in Cleveland.

Also, “draft” can mean both “glass of beer” and “fantasy pick”! So the statement cuts both ways!

“Yeah, I had one of those too.” - David Blatt

Roger Goodell is the dude that ruins a good porn by groaning louder than the woman the entire time.

Damn, son. +1

He’s a professional soccer player. He dribbled past a few guys. Then he kicked the ball.