When asked what he’s going to do now that he’s got a 100 million dollar contract, Antetokounpo said he’d carry on the fine Greek tradition of spending all 300 million of it.

Not many people know this but Milwaukee actually comes from an old Ojibwe word meaning “Yeah, but what about Black on Black crime?”

Live by the bargain-rate kicker, die by the... actually, you know what? It’s Cleveland. If he’d hit all six, they’d have still found a way to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.

[head explodes]

Ted Cruz combines the charisma of a mortician with the political savvy of the kid who wears a suit while running for high school class president.

Thank you TB! Next chapter

I think you’ve misread my sympathies. I’m all of for cycling, mixed transportation infrastructure, and a stronger “share the road” mentality.

But until Columbus decides to build more extensive bike lanes, as well as having fewer inattentive/belligerent drivers, I think it’s reasonable to assess risk and pick roads…

This is great reporting but I honestly can’t believe you overlooked his Deadspin alias, which is Raysism.

And let’s be honest, putting the Rams in a “football-starved” market isn’t the best way to feed it.

80k for a PSL? Looks like you can get CTE from just watching the NFL.

As a long-time Angeleno, I’ll say that we are not “football-starved”. A lot of us have Red Zone, which is the best way to watch football!

There are those who will read this and think “Why, yes, I do want this con man to head our country, because we’ll be the beneficiaries of his grifts and swindles” without realizing that they’re the ones being swindled.

It’s really got to be hard to be your father’s second choice for a date.

Counterpoint: TEMECULA

Preller referred to himself as a “maverick in the middle of nowhere”

Who wouldn’t want to be known as the Sarah Palin of MLB?

Must be hard at this point to be pro-Preller and move forward.

If I remember correctly the Warriors choked away a 3-1 lead. They may be the chokingest team

Sure, blowing a 17+ point lead is a pretty good metric for choking, but a better one is missed game winning field goals of 35 yards or less. Bonus points if it’s under 30 yards, and/or would get your team into the playoffs.

Fitting that a team best known for shitting itself has the team name running down its leg.

At least he isn’t beholden to SuperPachys