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This is not the “Western Conference Finals.” There are, in fact, no conference finals in the WNBA; all eight postseason teams enter the bracket together, seeded from 1 to 8.

Im pretty sure being a college football team is what is preventing them from winning the super bowl 

Don’t quote me on this, but I think slo-mo footage of the pouring of cottage cheese is considered an international war crime. 

Let he who is without sin cast the first stone 10 feet over thine head

Wouldn’t have been the first time I’ve had a night ruined by a 15-second boner.

Having never been touched like that by a woman before, it was all he could do to prematurely eject her.

Derek Carr: "I would be more upset if I weren't so heavily sedated."

Everyone involved in this saga on both the Steelers and the Raiders feels like a character in a Christopher Guest movie.

Have you ever considered that your sister may be a serial killer?

“ people hate vegans for literally no logical reason.”

Whatever.

If batter Moran were to charge at pitcher Moran, would there be no penalty for fighting, since that’s what brothers do?

That’s the MLB.com video player, but I will anyway

After years and years of the wonderful, blessed “Get a brain, morans” meme, we actually have a Brian Moran?!??

What the everliving fuck is this shit.

That’s literally the definition of journalistic ethics. They don’t let Amazon being a sponsor influence their coverage of Amazon. The way to do that is to separate advertising and editorial. If Amazon wants to pull their ads because of a story, that’s on them. (Side note: Gawker doesn’t, you know, technically exist…

I know where he is coming from, I got a charlie horse the other day, and despite the pain and my body screaming at me to stop, I kept at it and finished that bucket of chicken.

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