You have 3 buildings that meet the measurements required to be labeled a skyscraper.  I researched this to make sure of the accuracy, because last time I drove through I thought I saw 4 tall buildings, but only 3 are big boys.  

As a fellow Andrew, that’s the thinking that’s gotten me this far.

So on Monday can we expect to see Worst Foods to Barf?

What is it with Indiana and murals?

“They forget you've gotta win," said the Cleveland Browns quarterback.

Grievance 3: He never got the notice about the new helmet rules because it was sent to an old email address.

This comment isn’t funny, clever or enlightening. I think you meant to comment on this site: www.barstool.com. 

Getting back into a baseball game after you’ve already exited the stadium? That’s the very definition White privilege.

Aw buddy, you must be new here. 

Actually, Bungie split from Microsoft in 2007. Part of the deal was that they’d make two more Halo games (ODST and Reach) during the first few years of their independence.

Then 3 months after release we’re gonna get the 10,000 word Jason Schreier article on how this is the moment when the game was, more or less, started over from scratch.

I look forward to the day when the rulebook takes four pages to define a clap. 

Honestly, Squall’s character growth is the best part of this game (unless you’re more into batshit anime plotlines and twists, then that’s on another level). I really hope that this remaster helps to rehab this game’s image. Yes, it’s a game that’s entire battle system can be twisted and broken on a whim, not…

I’ve gone the other way. I sleep 13 hours a night and I’m in the office max 3.5 hours a day. Two naps in the afternoon. I’m crushing it—average performance reviews two times running, honorary mention for best lunch co-host for recruits.

“Paul feels robbed? Cry me a fuckin’ river. You know why he’s Rich, right?”
-Peter

If the next one isn’t called “Fast 10 Your Seatbelts”, then there is no justice. 

Yeah, but don’t forget, the USMNT and all of its players do not support the USWNT at all because individuals didn’t comment on ongoing litigation despite y’know, a previous published letter of support and this one.

Hey, remember that time Deadspin said the men’s team doesn’t support the women’s team?

I have reached out to every member of the US Men’s soccer team, former President Obama, and deceased football legend Johan Cruyff for comment. So far I have received no response. I think that says it all.

Joule thief!