If you’re reading this comment, you are the resistance 

I think Thomas didn’t go far enough. If he wanted to act like a true seahawk, he should have shit on Carroll’s head.

Thomas’s middle finger wasn’t all that hard to interpret

Altidore had an incredibly strong game. His hold-up play...

Keep in mind - someone decided this should exist. Someone actually followed through and made it. And someone decided it looked good enough to share.

What a coincidence! Her new name is Rivers-Curry, and that is also the name I gave my diarrhea last night.

This is dumb. The Blazers had only the mid-level taxpayer exception and that had been the case for months and everyone knew it. The offer is $5.7 mil for two years. That’s it. There was no way to negotiate. Kanter knew that and had months to think about whether he wanted to take it or not. He hesitated and the Blazers…

Dear god. Where do you people live? That a Thai Tom Yum soup wasn’t drafted is sad. That pozole wasn’t drafted higher is tragic. But worst of all, that no one draft Pho is a national disgrace. Do you know how many Pho places there are in California? How many soups have restaurants dedicated just to them?

No one picked split pea? Oh my goodness, throw in some ham or corned beef and it’s a first rounder.

“status as a blogger for Deadspin probably doesn’t warrant a response”

If my co workers were in a salary litigation I wouldn’t comment either. Also, did you consider your status as a blogger for Deadspin probably doesn’t warrant a response?

Sorry Deadspin, but in the US soccer world, ur only slightly better than TMZ.

You get paid for this?

To be fair, I rarely check my spam folder either.

In a related note, Jordan Bone out for 3 months with a concussion, separated shoulder, and bruised hip.  Warriors doctors think he can be ready for summer league starting this Sunday.

Bone hugs in harmony.

ecstatic release at a Bone party, huh

You sound like a fun person who posts “if you can’t handle me at my worst you don’t deserve me at my best” memes with Marilyn Monroe in the background on social media.

To quote Assistant Manager of Strickland Propane and seller of propane and propane accessories Hank Hill: "We ask them politely, yet firmly, to leave."

As an annoying brother, I can confirm that this is the only way.