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I’m not sure I’d give the officials a pass in this series. Jokic, in particular, is getting the dual benefit of getting to be overly physical while those checking him are receiving a lot of touch fouls when responding in kind. The most egregious episode was when Jokic shoved Kanter after a free throw in Game 2, with

The most an NHL player has played in a game so far this year is Brent Burns’s 42:04 in game 6 of the Sharks/Knights series.

I’m surprised Jokic was gassed. Everyone knows it takes a full 60 minutes for dough to rise. He should have been ready to start to cook.

Capital One giving out free coffee and snacks is amateur hour. My dry cleaner gives out free hot dogs on the weekend so I grabbed one, got in my car, took a bite and it immediately shat mustard all over my thighs and shorts.  Now THAT is playing the long game bitches. 

We need more of Giannis dunking and less of Giannis getting dunked on, and buddy, we need it now

Up in kicker heaven, here’s the deal
You trade your legs for chauffeur’s wheels
And now that you have tabula rasa
Try not to eat all of the kielbasa

Honestly the correct word is "soda" and I will fight anyone who disagrees with me. 

sent it to Mateusz Klich, who saw a clear opportunity to score and went for it.

Right? Nobody wants dry hands. There are entire aisles in the pharmacy devoted to not having dry hands.

KD has never scored a single point on me, Gabe. I’m the answer.

Ah yes! Let us gather around the fire and hear tell of Sam’s meaty role in The Hobbit. 

We saw it: He won 4 championships in 11 years.  Tim Duncan was as Elite as they come and he was coached by Pop his entire career.

Hi Dante!  Please don’t ever come here again!  Thanks! 

They are just naan the wiser, one could surmise.

I’m a big Warriors herb, so I’m not the right one to ask, but I think it’s possible to acknowledge how annoying the team can be and still really want Cousins to have his chance to shine. His recent addition shields him from a lot of the animosity compiled over the last three Warriors seasons.
Plus, his injury means

So if that old saying is true, then Wayne Hennessey is doomed to repeat the Holocaust.

Golf is the republican party of sports. You got rich assholes playing and wannabe rich assholes cheering them on.

This is good advice in general. 

It’s borderline criminal negligence to not include this picture in the blog

After I spent all my money, I didn’t have it anymore!