I love the subtlety of spelling Giannis’s last name incorrectly in different ways throughout the article. Well done.

It’s fine. I don’t want it everyday but it is a very good pizza style. There are no bad pizza styles and anybody who says there are should be pitied.

Unacceptable lack of Mark Hamill in there.

You can tell he clearly knows he didn’t get all of it. And flips the bat out of frustration. This is a terrible post. 

The headlines on Deadspin articless are always so mean and small. Deadspin should write more positive, uplifting stories, like:

I mean I can be mad at George Zimmerman being found innocent, hundreds of cops not facing any murder charges, and still think that Jussie was guilty and deserved jail time. It’s not all mutually exclusive.

damn, with moves like that no wonder they won by -14

When did Cam Newton get married?

“I’m the best defensive player in the league. Ask Markelle Fultz, a first overall pick. He never made a single shot when I was on the floor.”

That’s why I reference my ZIP +4. Wayyy more exclusive. Makes for awesome hand signals. 

I first read it as “911" and thought it was threat.

Goddamn, man. This being Deadspin, I want to make a joke...but I just can’t; nothing about child abuse is humerus.

Oh wow, you really converted me.

No fucking shit. Gamers can be some of the most entitled assholes ever. Why the hell would someone want to engage with spoiled shits who armchair game develop, as if content and features are as easy to make as a meme template.

So you’re saying we found a way for Mexico to pay for the wall? Nice!

The world is actively a worse place because of these people.

Some times that's just the Luka the draw.

Or if you’re Tim Duncan, you don’t need to say anything.

Nothing beats a classic. Well, almost nothing.

He implies, you infer.  Gentleman, to evil.