Two words: slug colony.

If Tom Brady is still in the Trump camp, then Trump’s definitely underinflated.

Fun fact! My aristocratic Great Aunt once told me (while puffing on a cigarette at the Cosmopolitan Club, IIRC) that GHW Bush peed on her lap when he was like six. She didn’t think much of the family. The implication was that they’re all cowardly sissy-boys.

I am too, and I’d like to think there isn’t, but sadly, it’s true.

Aren’t the Bush’s originally from Connecticut? W is the only Bush who can pull off the folksy accent.

of overinflated piss-blimp Donald Trump

I must have looked at that picture for a good minute waiting for it to load in full resolution.

It’s so awkwardly positioned that I’m convinced they found a tree this shape and simply painted it.

This damn statue can get in line if he wants his soul set free. Lions fans have had our souls cursed for 50+ years.

Poor ET, trying to understand our world and ending up on the Lions.

Alas, this is topical: I got busted in high school for sneaking my girlfriend into a Stone Temple Pilots concert. Her parents had said no but she insisted; as a cover story she told ’em we were going to see the longest movie currently in theaters that we could think of, which was Wyatt Earp. I got it more trouble than…

Are you a cop?

“Which is true? The thing we saw, or the granular, artificially enhanced, retroactive display of what actually happened? And in a football game, what defines what’s true, if not the the necessarily limited and subjective knowledge of the officials who are specifically awarded the power to interpret observed actions…

Looks like someone is really out to impress Las Vegas Tinder.

Now is my time to shine and I got nothing.

Not a huge surprise they settled. Cases like this only go to trial once in a black and blue moon.

Oh God, who would be his running mate? Satan? AT&T Customer Service?

Don’t plan on it. If he bankrupts the US, our biggest trading partner, we won’t exactly be living the dream up here.

“He offends me,” Bourdain stated, while also criticizing the Trump Taj Mahal casino. “It’s everything I hate. It’s the enemy of the human spirit.”

Hey, now! Be fair! I know Trump and I know how he runs things!