I don’t know, Chris. I have both DraftKings AND ISIS at the top of my list of “Organizations I’d Like to See Rocketed into the Sun”

The only thing Christie fantasizes about is milkshakes

When asked why he still continues to dine at the Tadich Grill after these revelations, Washington Redskins owner Daniel Snyder replied, “My polling shows that African Americans regard being treated as ‘separate but equal’ as a source of pride.”

Snyder....Party of two...You’re table is ready

I do not like red skins and ham. I do not like them Ice-I-am.

Yeah, but do you like that?

It’s not a joke. Our Twitter replies are full of gun nuts demanding to know when Obama will force background checks on cars.

As an Oklahoman, I can assure you all that my fellow residents are working tirelessly at this very moment to tie this into a defense of gun owners’ rights.

“You’ll never guess who won the most recent match! Second place will surprise you”

It’s no different than the Olympics when they’re held in a country far away from your own; the live event plays at 3am or whatever and the results are posted all over the Internet almost immediately. In my opinion, demanding spoiler free coverage of live (or previously live) sports smacks of entitlement and even…

When the Super Bowl ends, the results are instantly broadcast on the front pages of thousands of websites around the world. The same goes for any other popular sporting event. Here’s a pro tip for eSports fans that get annoyed that websites like Kotaku “spoil” pro eSports events as they happen: stay off the internet…

... ... ...that’s like complaining that the monday newspaper puts the football scores in the paper before you watch the recording you made of it sunday.

Couldn’t agree more, Yannick. Sports results are real life news, and news needs reporting as it happens. It’s up to us to avoid it if we really need to see it happen in a stream or DVR. We aren’t entitled to the world at our own pace.

If people want to call it a sport, that can’t be upset when it is reported in as a sport. That means recaps that include the outcome.

Ever been to a sports website? They’ve got the scores from every game played.

This is like when my dad DVRs a football game and then expects no one else to know anything about it by the time we get home. Man will flip his shit on you if you so much as mention that a running back touched the ball. Infuriates me. Watch it live or watch the highlights and don’t bitch when I get excited that a…

He makes the callback on that, though, and it lands.

What about Super Duper Saiyan?

You sound like someone who could do with some time outside. Have you considered taking some time out of your day for a nice, brisk walk?