True, but if I’m traveling someplace and I ask specifically if there will be a hair dryer in the room I’m not going to bother to pack mine. There are hairstyles and trips where I’d be pretty pissed about it, and honestly even if it were a cabin trip I’d still be a bit annoyed on principle.

There’s a video on YouTube of all the times Mariah was clearly surprised that she hit successfully hit and/or held a note. I was dying laughing at some of them.

Dionne Warwick famously had to have Burt Bacharach rework some of her classics because she could no longer sing in the same key. Her voice got deeper as she got older, so she had to adjust and change her singing style. Mariah needs to do the same.

It wasn’t that bad though, he was mostly in silhouette and it seemed more about her. I don’t really like tattoos, but as far as tattoos go this isn’t that bad.

It is balls to the wall, unimaginably cold in the Northeast right now. I agree, even us plebs are pissy about our hot beverages right now.

It’s just a crappy troll. It’s why they were only created on Thursday and spout the usual reverse racism/sexism crap.

My hope is that she is like Punxsutawney Phil. If she has a good NYE performance, then they year will be a good one. Like theprez gets impeached.

Mariah Is going to Mariah

I think the reason I’ve grown to appreciate Mariah so much is that no matter how much bullshit is going on in the wider world, she manages to not let it affect her at all and just focuses on herself. Maybe not the best trait, but something I’ve never figured out how to do, which is why it fascinates me so much. Also,…

That anybody went to Times Square last night seems insane. It was frigid out! And I feel Mariah on the tea... that cold, singing?

Man, that tattoo was a bad idea two times over. A dwts commemorative and boyfriend specific tattoo? Good lord.

in a ceremony officiated by, um, Steve Harvey.

That is a good workaround.

DAMMIT how did I miss that opportunity?!? Gold star for you.

Schrödinger’s cat.

Yeah, the first sentence of this article wildly underestimates my misanthropy. Complaining about things and other people has literally always made my holidays better.

Send me stuff because I play games! Don’t send them stuff because they play games and look more appealing.

This is the worst visual. It might actually tie with the cottage cheese one.

None. It’s throw the ball, chase the ball, endlessly. She’s a better retriever than any of the retrievers (Goldens and Lab cross) I’ve had. I think her first owner may have had mobility issues, because she will put the ball in my hand, and release it when I flex my fingers; I don’t even have to bend down to pick it up.