At least you can enjoy using the degree while commenting on-line.

“ExhibitA: The Tommyknockers, a novel King says he cannot remember writing.”

That novel is basically all about Space Meth.

Excellent news!

It’s almost as if the child murders were portrayed as ‘bad’ whilst the child sex was portrayed as ‘good,’ which is somehow an important distinction? How strange.

What makes you think any of them actually read the book? The sudden discovery and subsequent outrage (especially at Jezebel) makes me wonder if any of them have read any King at all.

Kim did release a truly godawful single with a shockingly low budget video. I think the video was super dyi looking to hide the fact that Kim can’t act, dance, or sing. If it looks like they’re not really trying, it is less embarrassing.

Every time I read his last name my brain pronounces it “douche hat”.

To be fair, we can’t expect Ross Douthat to know women enjoy sex since they surely don’t enjoy it with him.

Soylent Grey?

Have you actually read the fucking book?

 Netflix completely destroyed The Mist.

It’s almost like he never read the book...

“Is “it” a ghost clown that awakens every 27 years (not unlike like a cicada, one character points out), or a curse on the Losers’ Club town of Derry, Maine, or a “disease” as suggested in the 1990 movie, or a manifestation of fear?”

“Well, In CT I believe you can get a DUI for being in a parked car, turned off, while drunk and the keys are still in the ignition.”

Using “asshats” just shouts douchebag.

Well, In CT I believe you can get a DUI for being in a parked car, turned off, while drunk and the keys are still in the ignition.

Hold the fucking phone- Mayo on a hot dog? What the damn hell?

Yours is the list of a young person for whom anything deep fried is better than anything not, the list of a person for whom “hypertension” is a made up word, for whom “sodium” is of no concern, and I envy you your list.

Oohhh..... so close. Yes, it’s true the article describes a cookout, not barbecue. But Real Barbecue requires a pig and a pit. But thanks for playing.