Nine out of every ten americans suffer from diarrhea. One out of ten really enjoy it.

Absolutely. The same kind they have in every other country with universal health care.

“Around one in five Americans admit to having peed in a swimming pools at least once.”

That made me laugh out loud and everyone is looking at me. Thanks!

I do feel bad.

That’s great and all, but I still think it needs more cowbell if you want our enemies to fear the Reaper.

Yeah sure cause this is a free market country and guys with names like Fawzi Kamel have the same exact opportunities than a white guy named Travis.

counter counter point: lol

I think it still would have settled before the windshield was a target. That famous clip exists because the trailer tires hit the board and launched it.

You literally just put up the Burneko signal.

Thank you! this 100% +1

If I use gravy the bread will get all soggy. Who eats meatloaf if it’s not in a sandwich? ;)

I’m sure he puts ketchup on Meatloaf.

It’s almost as if he has no class or refinement. Like a short fingered vulgarian.

But does he also put ketchup on meatloaf? If so, when Trump ordered for Chris Christie (like any well-heeled gentlemen should do for his date), did he force Chris Christie to put ketchup on the meatloaf? I NEED ANSWERS.

The middle east was the height of culture and civilization at one point in time.

It was sold via nissan dealer so they cleaned up and gave me a new warranty

It would probably be quicker that way. I know the mechanic who also did the oil changes on these loved/hated changing the oil. He got like 1.5-2.0 hr labor charge but it was a bitch removing all those pieces.

88, the favorite number of President Bannon.