Uh, no... this is perfect. We can now take three brand new Z06 drivetrains and put them in spectacular hosts (510, Miata, 240 wagon) instead of having them remain stuck in slow-rolling high school parking lot trawlers.

This case sucks because what he did was horrible but the judge’s behavior was pretty questionable as well.

When the Demon Hellcat comes out will Tesla just release a software update called Demon Killer to troll the Mopar boys?

I’ve always been the type of person who has a very hard time falling asleep, and I almost never get tired until 2:00 a.m. or so. I always have to take something to go to sleep, every night, even if it’s just a Benadryl. So that’s never been an issue for me (other than, as I said, that one time I left Miami at 5:00…

What, you don’t want to go swimming in 20 lbs of heavy costume jewelry, a jacket stolen from Kim Kardashian’s closet, and what appears to be a Pinterest macrame fail?

When I see the phrase “Alaskan Drama” I think “Palins” and I shut down like HAL in 2001: A Space Odyssey...

Those are not swimsuits.

Land... no. Calrissian?

Why not just watch Nine To Five?

The who won the popular vote by 3 million votes despite Russian hacking, FBI intervention, a complicit an overly credulous media that gave her opponent billions in free advertising, and flamboyantly prejudicial voting rights laws? Is that the one?

It’s because the kind of people who are willing to vote for men like Trump are much more comfortable with a man who’s transparently a shitweasel than a woman who may have something to hide. If she’s not the very image of sweetness, light, and obedience, she’s therefore The Devil, and they reason that they’d much…

I’m a frequent reader of Dan Savage and like to consider myself GGG (good giving and game) so ... *cringe*

Hey, I take my drunk history and history on drinking very seriously! Also...just realized the numerous typos in my message. So...wash?

Two nations divided by a common language.

Can I just say, I dropped my kids off at school the other day (literally), and as I was walking back across the playground I heard a little boy scream: “STELLA! STEEEELLLLLAAAAA!”

I felt a great disturbance in the Education System, as if millions of teachers suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened...

Rarely is the question asked: Is our Betsy learning?

Well for what it’s worth, he won’t be missed and the earth will be better of.

Meanwhile a white three star general who leaked classified military information, possibly endangering the lives of the men serving under him, gets promoted to National Security Advisor!

Oh, FFS. There is a specificity to the terms “new” and “used” when it comes to cars, and these idiots should know the damn difference.