Ya know, people can use facts to prove anything they want.

Jim Croce agrees.

Or John Boener's mini-me.

Personally I think you're reaching and looking for reasons why her apology and explanation still aren't enough so you can continue to bash her rather than accept that she apologized for something she did wrong and not in a "sorry you're offended" way but in a "I totally fucked up" way and that maybe it's time to let…

This is my constant state of being, honestly.

It's not inconvenient or impolite, it's just invalid and bullshit. School children attacking geese with field equipment isn't an effective approach to population management. Shooting geese with a shotgun is, but then that also shouldn't be done at school.

Crawdads are just shrimp with claws. What's the big deal?

Oh my holy Jesus tapdancing Christ on a trike, how does anybody pay you to write words?

This is a story of how one of the worst days of my life ended up reaffirming my faith in strangers and in the human race in general.

Uhm, 15 + 6 = white and gold. Y'all are all fucked up.

Even if it wasn't a child, if a stranger is starving and thirsty and you offer to help them, then have intercourse with them, the sex is coercive at best.

Yeah, I know. That's why I said he's technically a doctor, and why he can get away with calling himself Dr. Phil on national television without hoards of people beating down his door to stop him.

That shit was most definitely scented and it most definitely did not taste like an autumn breeze.

one time I was drunk and dropped a donut in a candle and ate it. wax and all.

how about:

"Madonna has built her entire career on passing off other people's innovations as her own and making sure the original authors of things don't get as much credit for their work as she does." -Hillary Clinton

But wait- are you running for President or not?

Hey, in the right context, I wouldn't complain about having my ass bitten... but that's my husband's territory now lol!

I'd say knowing which one is on is more embarrassing.

It is only maternal love that stops you from dropping your toddler off in a basket on a neighbor's doorstep when they bite you in the ass. Well, that, and they wouldn't stay in a basket for three seconds.