It died a long long time ago.

More Sabine, less Chris.

“One!”

This might be worse than Takata.

But they have a Mercedes!

False: see Nissan

Freddy “Thesaurish” Hernandez

Come on, man.

Dat ass

Not true. I know a group that lived for years on an island after being stranded. Check your facts, dude...

SO. ANGRY!

Do you not?

Wait.

Dude, when’s the last time a European luxury sedan cost $40k?

1. It’s transportation, and everyone who grew up liking cars usually liked trains too.

The best part is that the second to last is a 4GC, not a 5.

You should become more familiar with bird law

I’m not good at spotting internet sarcasm sometimes but I hope this is one of those times.... I see zero resemblance