Wow, a sad day indeed for Sex and the City fans. RIP Sarah Jessica Parker.

Sorry, but I am willing to bet many of the ghosts of those who have fallen would have been cheering that shit on the whole time. We’re all cut from the same cloth.

The apology has already made the new Top Gear worse than the old.

The 3-Series Gran Turismo (GT) isn’t a four-door coupe; it’s more of a liftback in the vein of the Honda Accord Crosstour. The four-door coupe is the 4-Series Gran Coupe.

And just like a normal shitty driver, they could have actually pulled off the maneuver without any damage if they’d given it the beans and pulled in front of the bus. But, instead, just like every other shitty driver, they thought cautiously moving at a snails pace would be best.

I hate to do this to you, but it’s too funny not to.

Im thrilled im not the only person that said “wtf is “woke boyfriend””

Woke boyfriend?

Am I an old person? What is a “woke boyfriend”?

It’s almost like they’re in business to make money rather than in business for another reason that has never existed in the history of businesses larger than your buddies craft beer mug shop.

They’re floor mats.

Your dad sounds like an asshole.

I would always rather know. I wouldn’t necessarily end a relationship over being cheated on if my partner was honest with me about it (depending on a million other factors, obviously), but I would absolutely end a relationship if I was cheated on and found out by some means other than my partner coming clean.

Stopped reading at “weight does not matter.”

Go sit in both of them and then report back.

So what? It’s not a customer-facing job. Clothes have zero influence on a person’s ability to do a job, so leave that “everyone must wear a shirt and tie to the office” bullshit back in the 1950s where it belongs.

Calm down there, Satan.

Have a baby one!

Never take BMW’s advertised power figures at face value.