I’ve always been intrigued by people who can sit through two solid years filled with campaign events, speeches, debates, attack ads, and various media presentations and articles about every single candidate and still remain undecided until the day of the election. Every year the media runs into these late deciders and…

4. Old Justin Trudeau

If you are too fucking stupid to know which candidate to vote for, let tinder decide.

Yeah, but let’s focus on the real crime — was he using his own private email server?

I for one would be absolutely fucked if men gave up their illusions about women. It’s all I got over them.

Add making me side with Fox News to the reasons I hate Donald Trump.

*sheepishly raises hand*

Not as many as there are Black Labs who have been named “Charles Barkley”

I just mentioned my favorite tweet of hers: Carry a bag of peas. Leave a pea wherever you go.

The day you make fun of people for calling it “mac and cheese” (because ‘mac’ is much easier for children to say than ‘macaroni’ and some things just stick) is the day you become even more of an asshole than you already were.

babe this whole thing is a joke

It depends.. Did he do that afterwards :

All the stars. And if I was 25 I would find you very attractive. 💋

Still sounds less painful than Californication.

Do you live near Venice Beach? Otherwise, not close to the same. Sorry about the person you killed.

I loved flaked because it was so much like my real life! I TOO killed someone, faked being sober and being in AA and tricked EVERYONE into thinking I was a sober, pretended to be deep and enlightened and repentant to get people to sleep with me. I didn’t treat them like shit though, I AM JUST COMPLICATED, OKAY? LIFE…

To be honest, she does have this look about her that is not youthful. She doesn’t look “old”, but I think sophisticated would be the right way to describe her. It’s more like an energy that she exudes. I’m always surprised she’s less than a year older than me (I keep forgetting).

If it wasn’t allowed, I, in my position of Comment Police, would have removed it.

The idea is that Clinton has become a political rock star, but I also saw this as a dramatization of how people think women are preordained to act around Clinton.

I wanted to get either a golden retriever and name it Puppy Kurt Russel (Parker for short) or a pitbull blend and name it Avon Barksdale.