“just don’t change anything.”

She lost someone close and people have different ways of coping.

The whole description of that outfit + sperm on sleeve makes it obvious that you were Kurt Cobain.

I had a gf who took this route; fucking priceless! Also: “That guy just groped me! Yeah, you! With the red fitty! I did NOT get up this morning and put on these jeans so I could get my ASS grabbed by some PERV on the Red Line!”

Is THAT why all these freaks are worried about t-girls in the restroom? There’s probably more semen on the average iPhone 🍒🍆💦

Last time I heard a figure, it was 2 million people. That’s it. That was before Obama was elected so I wouldn’t be shocked if it’s tripled, but still.

When I was a little girl I actually had a Victorian fainting couch in my room. Not sure why. But since maturing, I now prefer to faint onto the waiting arms of my muscular, tuxedoed backup dancers.

I LOVE this.

Yeah, I have problems with the “list” being used to take away someone’s Constitutional rights, especially because it wouldn’t have prevented ANY of the mass shootings we’ve had.

There’s a reason why most cities in the South are on the coast: Better temperature regulation.

I don't know what news you're watching, but CNN and MSNBC are both calling it a hate crime.

I didn’t either, but no specific rule was cited in the article. It sounded like the jurors spoke out against the judge during voir dire and he just replied, “I understand” and let them walk out.

Bring back Pissing Contest and Banhammer!

Good story. In addition to those “Share Your Best Halloween/thanksgiving/Christmas Story posts Gawker has every year, they should have Share Your Best Florida Story.

You make me feel so old.

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As someone on NBC pointed out, we’re finally catching up to 1960's India, when Indira Ghandi was elected.

Studies after Kitty Genovese was murdered found that the X factor was not culture, but the number of people witnessing the crime. In this case, no one helped Genovese or called 911 because so many people heard her screaming; everyone thought “Someone else will help her.” The Swedes stopped to help because there were…

I see things like this and it makes me feel good to have never signed up for Facebook. I was in college when it started and I was at the 3rd or 4th school to get it; my friends were all signing up but I’m a private person and it just seemed weird to me, like a way to brag about how many “friends” you have and put way…