This book was supposed to be an allegory about Nazi Germany. A friend made me watch the movie as a stoned teenager and I was completely traumatized by it.

I know, that was either insomnia or auto-correct:)

Lol that was either insomnia or auto-correct. I do love me some Madonna though.

Lol that was either insomnia or auto-correct. Neither are my friend.

lol I don't know if that was insomnia or Apple auto-correct. Both are equally suspect but you know what I meant!

Here you go:

South Beach Pride is awesome. Everyone is beautiful. You are welcome here.

This was actual headline in the Washington Post over the weekend: CHRIS CHRISTIE IS NOW COMPLETELY RUINED

Yes! “Like A Prayer” over “Greetings From Asbury Park”?? In what universe does that even make sense!?! I knew they’d both been huffing glue as soon as they said that shit.

Lol a long time ago Kathy Griffin had a bit about her mother warning her of labia sagging in old age, I think she called it “my vagina’s falling out”

When I was in college two male friends of mine who were pretty tight had some old book of sex tips from the early ‘60s that said you should take lecithin supplements to produce more semen. They were taking great handfuls of lecithin capsules on the daily & occasionally check in with each other:

It’s such a weird thing to hear when you’re from a generation that grew up pre-internet! I’m used to men who don’t even care if it’s trimmed or shaved or picked out like Erykah Badu’s natural, and now there’s this porn industry standard to live up to, I guess. I’m sure there’s plenty of younger guys that aren’t…

The studio can spin this however they want, but the bottom line is they don’t want the film banned. PRC censors go hard.

A few years back, I was dating a woman in her early/mid 20's who told me “guys must love your vagina - no hang!”

Thanks for explaining the Soulja Boy credit. When I first read it I was like wtf is she doing with him???

This is so true.

Don’t forget Snapchat.

What if Paul Nungesser’s parents had never met?

Dish! You can’t just drop a juicy morsel like this with no follow-up. Just one anecdote?

Yes and with cancer-causing hydroquinone that is banned in a lot of Western countries. So sad that women are willing to rub that shit on themselves.