Was anyone else upset that Julianne Hough didn't dance in Rock of Ages?

Ahh you're right! I didn't know it till I read this, but it's true: That Dance Moms show gives me the wiggins.

Lol. Then remove the clip-in extensions. Followed by, "I'll be right back, I'm just gonna go take my piercings out..."

I know, right? Annoying as hell, and they also look like a guaranteed case of pink-eye in the morning. Plus a corneal abrasion if somebody bumps into you, or just dances too close.

I thought it was never going to end. What a slog.

I know, right? Fifteen minutes, my ass. It's like when Nick LaShea (I don't even know if that's how his name is spelled) said he was divorcing Jessica Simpson because she was dumb as a box of rocks. Remember that one? He said she was soooo brainless and completely beneath him. Now she's a real live billionaire and no…

We could start by searching their homes and computers to make sure they aren't looking at any porn and don't own any masturbation aids or sex toys or any type of contraceptive. Back that up with public release of their medical records, so their employees can see that they have never used hormonal BC, and never had…

Okay, you're funny.

I have a brother who does firearms training for PDs in and around Chicago. In his opinion, most cops aren't even trained well enough to effectively respond to a situation like that, so to answer your question, no. Teachers cannot be trusted with this.

There have been plenty of articles and discussions about India on Jez. You must not be a regular reader. Also, Jez is not a "feminist magazine" or feminist anything. It is a news & gossip blog with a focus on women's issues. Big difference. If you want feminism, read Feministe or something, not Jez.

There have been plenty of articles about India. You must not have looked too hard.

Ain't he though? Leather jacket will never do that man wrong...

To answer your question, you are not misunderstanding anything. These human bottom-feeders' argument is that their rights are being violated, just by having to do business with people that do business with birth control. They cannot be associated with it in any way, and providing their employees with an insurance plan…

It's really funny how many comments are referring to you as a bridesmaid, I thought you made it pretty clear you are a dude. Am I missing something?

I'm so sorry for your loss. You're not alone in being alone. I have a family but don't enjoy them, and then I feel like a bad person for not wanting to see them. I thought a lot this year about my family and how most of my life I have spent avoiding them, to the point where I now know I will never really feel like a…

I feel sorry for you. Your whole comment just makes me sad. Really, Denny's is horrible and unsanitary and you couldn't pay me to eat there. I've heard too many stories.

I was thinking the same thing. The other day I was looking at their @ReportAPedo feed and clicked on the most recently published "outed" pedo. It was a pastor here in Florida, and all of his social networking pages had already been suspended except for one blog, which was all pics of little girls and him writing about…

Everyone who grew up in the States knows the leg lamp, and Jean Shepherd is a national treasure, beloved by all. I'm not sure why you think it's bad.

I identify with every single thing you wrote here, except I am a triathlete, not an ultra runner. Other than that small detail, we are apparently the same person. The only thing that has ever worked for me is not keeping any food in the house. But that is only an option if you live alone, and it requires the willpower…

Class action suit against Instagram, y'all! Santa came early!