I really focused on that statement, because it surprised me. I have never heard anyone say before that people with ADHD have low anxiety, and I was all, "Wow! I learn something new every day!"

I similarly run myself ragged, so I wonder: Do you have that little voice in your head always telling you you're not enough, you're not doing enough, you're not learning enough, you're not making enough of a difference, and you never will because life is very short? Because that's where my stress comes from. Not from…

OMG! There's a name for us! We have an identity!

Your half-assed campaign slogan at the end cracked me up - and it really gets to the heart of these kinds of ads, I can hear it so clearly: "Mitt Romney: JUST NOT VERY LIKEABLE!"

Yeah, sloths are so three months ago, I could use a break from them... Sorry, Sloth - if it fits, it ships!

Otter vs Sloth, Round One!

They are amazing, whatever they're called. I like platypi.

I also have naturally large breasts, and I am a triathlete and marathoner. Enell and Nina Bucci make the best sports bras. Don't even bother looking at the cheap crap sold in most stores. Champion, Nike, Jockey, all useless. Body Up is also excellent, but harder to find. All these are in the $60 neighborhood, and will…

I predict in a few years Johnny will be married to someone who is not her.

Sadly, Ice Cube's words are still as true twenty years later:

Ugh, that list!! I rolled my eyes so hard I think I think I sprained something. Though apparently some people here really believe they're just trying to keep out this guy.

I hope that you are quite young, and that you have grown up somewhere where you have never known any people of color, because otherwise this comment is very offensive.

Like a laser, you have shot straight to the core of this nonsense.

Ha! You and me both! :) the kids have raised all kinds of critters, so it's fun for them.

I love Werner Herzog in the same way I love Karl Lagerfeld: Both are comedy goldmines of unintentional inappropriateness. Grizzly Man was great, and that is a great quote.

Thanks for the knowledge, Zincolo!

This is how you get tame raccoons:

In what scenario would a man's autonomy over his reproductive organs be discussed by legislators? I can't think of one.

I just told him I prefer my coffee hot.

"Why do people get colonics?"