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And whenever Tarkin's not on screen, all the other character's should be asking "Where's Tarkin?"

Technically, "Monster Mash" isn't a Halloween or Valentines Day song either.

I'll have a sweet tea, and no, I do not want lemon.

Even litter is considered sacred in Hawaiian culture though.

Pretty sure "scammed" is a code word for something.

They're against cereal now, so probably.

I'm probably not going to watch this, but it is pretty funny if Oliver really does argue "Facebook has become a go-to source for news, even when the “articles” that are being shared turn out to be someone’s unfounded ramblings." - because pot and fucking kettle.

The Rebel Alliance had approximately one black guy, and he only hung out with them because he wanted to bang one of the two white women of their group. Not exactly the Rainbow Coalition either.

The Chicago Cubs haven't won the Daytona 500 in 56 years.

Yeah, I guess. I would assume by now the police would've found out who might be a reliable source of information and are just keying in on them, if they are monitoring Facebook at all. Honestly, if they're posting that info publicly, what do they expect?

I truly don't understand the connection to the Sheriff's Department. I'm guessing they might be using it to verify identities of those arrested?

North Carolina has nearly three weeks of early voting, which includes two Saturday dates. I don't know how it works in other states, but access isn't a problem at all here.

That's nothing new. They do it every general election. Calm the fuck down.

They always close schools during the general election. So who's really the fucking idiot?

Was there ever a resolution to that election in Batman Returns? Are we sure that plan worked and cost the Penguin the election? I mean, Trump's still polling within the margin of error, and he's said a whole lot worse.

They are the opposite of people who do not give a fuck. If anything, the amount of fucks they obviously give is pretty annoying.

Somehow it's not at all surprising that an adult Liam Gallagher was tricked into believing he was being haunted by someone moving a lamp in his bedroom.

I'm pretty sure that's Detroit. There's another guy in the background wearing a Tigers hat, and there's several people crying out in despair, so it's gotta be Detroit.

horror?

From what I've read about it, her show included pulling an audience member who admitted being a Trump supporter on stage to ridicule him, then discussing sexual assault to the point of asking audience members to raise their hand if they were victims so they could be counted.