This reminded me of the trailer for Powder 2: Powder 2 the People, so good job I guess.

You might want to check your math. And Sabato is a hack.

They're pretty good, thanks!

Yeah, if you go ahead and give her states she has practically zero chance of realistically winning, like NC and Georgia. If you read towards the bottom of their analysis, even states like NH and Iowa are too close to call.

Taken from your precious FiveThirtyEight - which was hilariously wrong about predicting Trump's nomination BTW:

Thing is, national polls don't mean shit. There are only maybe three states that truly matter in this election. Ohio and Florida are virtual ties (some even showing a Trump lead) in most polls. While Clinton is opening up in PA, it's still not definitively in her column. So, things aren't quite as definitive as the…

Fuck your kid's future.

Now that's a platform I can get behind:

You don't seem that grumpy.

Wow, that is absolutely spot on.

I can confirm the existence of this sketch.

Yep.

Or just really sloppy.

Sorry, and while I understand the don't think about it too much thing for movies like this, if you think about it for more than five seconds the concept of the plot is just too idiotic.

Except for when it was wearing a yellow dress and not approaching the guy in the movie theater, which is the whole point of the entire concept. The movie was just too sloppy with it's rules for me to get into.

If Kenobi was responsible for guiding the torpedoes, why didn't he do that for the first poor bastard who took a shot and then got blown the hell up?

I'd like to hear Obi-Wan's explanation for how exactly sacrificing himself made him more powerful than Vader could imagine. Seems like all it allowed him to do was telepathically communicate with Luke, which he could do anyway when he was alive, either through Jedi stuff or a radio like everyone else who wasn't a Jedi.

Yep, apparently there's no rules now. I'm tempted to just go ahead and bring up Koski's Ghostbusters "Better Late" piece since we're all all going to hell anyway.

Eh, it's more coherent than most of ZMF's old posts.

DON'T DO IT tylersoze! WE HAVE TO STICK TOGETHER!