Probably the most half-assed movie I've ever seen.

Weather Channel just needs to grow a pair and start showing the porn versions of weather related movies. Jur-ASS-ic Park, The Wizard of Jiz, The Perfect Storm of Cock, All-Star Cum Shots 97', March Of The Penguins, Deep Throat Sea. Hardcore fucking mixed with the occasional five-day forecast update, that's what…

Where I come from, channel 13 is not a damn thing. I think PBS is 26 though.

If I could, I would only watch movies / sports events / religious ceremonies / concerts / etc. from the comfort of my own home. But, somehow that's not "socially acceptable". I watched the Michael Jackson funeral on TV, and that was pretty damn sweet, but for some reason I've got to get dressed, drive fucking 15…

Where I come from we call it "pick-up". I hate where I come from.

Dan Savage says to hate Republicans and stick things up your butt.

I don't know about you guys, but if I interview somebody, I'm totally giving their shit a "D". And then sometimes I'll not give their shit a "D" just so I can act like that's not something I do.

"Whooo could it be?"

If you're talking about Earth 12, you must mean Rust-y

He wasn't just "in" Edward Scissorhands, he fucking rocked some Edward Scissorhands.

Where I come from, we call it the Maize Maze. I hate where I come from.

Especially when they been livin' in their white bread worlds

Showgirls Save Christmas

Highway to Motherfucking Heaven

I'm a goofball, technology-happy day trader, so I think I'll pick up a video camera to document the series of creepy verisimilitudes that have plagued the avclub review section from an early age.

Back in the day, Rick James kidnapped and tortured a couple of women for like 6 days, and he didn't have to write no apology record. Cut the kid some slack O.

Did anyone else ever experience that "Bill Engvall Show" promo on TBS or TNT where that jackass actually stops the fucking show you're watching to promote his? No one ever believes me when I explain to them that this actually happened.

Andre the Giant

I'd go with 'The View" = "The Angry Beavers"

That's funny, I always had a sneaking suspicion that TomWaits was actually Hulk Hogan. Now I don't know what to think.