This is a thing that actually happens? Hard pass.

I guess this is out of style now that cosleeping is in style, but my parents just told us that bedrooms are private places, that you shouldn’t go in someone else’s without permission, and that if someone leaves the living room or the kitchen to go to theirs they probably want to be left alone. They were pretty good…

lawmakers don’t gaf about anyone unless it affects them personally. reactionary garbage.

The stereotype that white people always carry ranch dressing around with them is not cool anymore. When you say ‘He’s already got his, that white boy over there’” don’t just fucking assume I’m carrying my own ranch dressing around with me you hurtful monster. I need it for my tenders and when you assume that I already…

Keep in mind, these are the same people that mock the concept of triggering and safe spaces. The people that go on television and break down in tears over “No, the white guy right there.” They mock triggering and safe spaces.

“joining the journalists”

She does have a baby. Whether or not it gestated in her, or not, it is her baby.

If I had learned anything from watching Undercover Boss is that the actual boss really doesn’t know how do any of the jobs that is making the company money to pay for their salary.

She was 18. If you give it some thought, you’ll realize that “teenager” is a pretty solid answer to “why would you do something that stupid?”

Lol are you serious?

No, it’s not reasonable to ask women to wear tiny dresses and dance around a rapist who specifically targets women who look like they do.

*through tears* “She is one with the Force, the Force is with her.”

I love going to movies alone. It’s like one of my favorite things. Is this something weird? My sister was teasing me about it this weekend, which I just didn’t get. Is it weird that I am happy Kanye and I share this together? Yes, but I embrace that. 

He “was so angry that people had to restrain him from attacking the Uber driver.”

Oh, good, labial split pussy bows are back in fashion!

I’ve read articles where people voted for Trump and are now shocked that he’s probably going to be going after THEIR benefits. People do this all the time. Somehow, when they receive benefits or entitlements, it’s worth it. And somehow when other people receive the same, they’re freeloading. And somehow when someone…

However, to be totally fair, you have to understand the plight of women with large breasts (I am one). Even if they are surgically enhanced (mine are not). It can be an enormous (ha) challenge to reign these babies in sometimes. Finding the right size bra. The right size shirts that will sit smoothly over your…

The guy who wrote this never has to work again.

Shouldn’t this be on Lifetime?

I’m so fucking sick of people trashing Madonna. You don’t like her, fine whatever. But I don’t get why it’s ok to call her old, ugly, washed up, crazy, trying to hard...it’s MADONNA. She hasn’t changed who she is almost 40 years and she’s not going to. As women we should applaud her for not giving in to the constant…