This is a thing that actually happens? Hard pass.

I guess this is out of style now that cosleeping is in style, but my parents just told us that bedrooms are private places, that you shouldn’t go in someone else’s without permission, and that if someone leaves the living room or the kitchen to go to theirs they probably want to be left alone. They were pretty good…

“A precise hit will start a chain reaction which should destroy the station. Only a precise hit will set off a chain reaction. The shaft is ray-shielded, so you’ll have to use proton torpedoes.”

Don’t these guys also love The Matrix, which is a movie about a half-Asian guy, a black man, and a woman fighting an army of white dudes? (Which was made by a couple of men who later became transgender women.)

lawmakers don’t gaf about anyone unless it affects them personally. reactionary garbage.

The stereotype that white people always carry ranch dressing around with them is not cool anymore. When you say ‘He’s already got his, that white boy over there’” don’t just fucking assume I’m carrying my own ranch dressing around with me you hurtful monster. I need it for my tenders and when you assume that I already…

Keep in mind, these are the same people that mock the concept of triggering and safe spaces. The people that go on television and break down in tears over “No, the white guy right there.” They mock triggering and safe spaces.

“joining the journalists”

She does have a baby. Whether or not it gestated in her, or not, it is her baby.

I hated it when they kept cutting to the Dorn storyline.

No, it’s why we didn’t see how this all relates to Thanos.

If I had learned anything from watching Undercover Boss is that the actual boss really doesn’t know how do any of the jobs that is making the company money to pay for their salary.

She was 18. If you give it some thought, you’ll realize that “teenager” is a pretty solid answer to “why would you do something that stupid?”

Lol are you serious?

No, it’s not reasonable to ask women to wear tiny dresses and dance around a rapist who specifically targets women who look like they do.

I love going to movies alone. It’s like one of my favorite things. Is this something weird? My sister was teasing me about it this weekend, which I just didn’t get. Is it weird that I am happy Kanye and I share this together? Yes, but I embrace that. 

He “was so angry that people had to restrain him from attacking the Uber driver.”

Oh, good, labial split pussy bows are back in fashion!

I’ve read articles where people voted for Trump and are now shocked that he’s probably going to be going after THEIR benefits. People do this all the time. Somehow, when they receive benefits or entitlements, it’s worth it. And somehow when other people receive the same, they’re freeloading. And somehow when someone…