Perfectly coiffed hair? Girl, I guess.

Really Moose? Calling yourself “Dean”

I’m pretty sure the common thread here is marijuana. The employees got freaked out by a customer and hid in the back: high. Dude goes to CVS in the middle of the night looking for cheese and spends 45 minutes wandering around the store: high.

Meanwhile white male hooligans with rifles get to hold federal lands hostage for weeks and get off scot free.

*Ye Olde Spoiler Warning*

She was a victim of domestic violence. This was really flippant. Don’t tell care about his ordeal.

Woman not allowed to have complicated feelings about career. News at 10.

In 2011, Kristin Davis adopted Gemma Rose Davis. In 2016, Davis realized that her whiteness only protects her and not her daughter. Great.

I really needed a movie that highlighted this fact to be a comedy that also starred Bryce Dallas Howard and Jessica Chastain.

So the most important thing about this movie is that Hollywood is coming clean that Amy Adams and Isla Fisher are the same person?

Needs more White Wing Doves.

But she’s on the list. She’s a smug, rich, insulated idiot who imagines herself to be a great political philosopher of the left. Nothing in her privileged and graceful life has ever exposed her to real risk or hardship. I’m sure she can endure a few tweets from Debra Messing.

“I want to destroy you for your own good. Why can’t you see that, you ungrateful little shit that I effectively disowned.”

I really wish that Oprah had never brought Dr.’s Phil & Oz out of the grays.

I honestly don’t know whether to be relieved or even more terrified. Is it possible their utter ineptitude could save us? Or will it doom us all?

In the wake of Trump’s election, de Blasio is reportedly considering eliminating the program and destroying the database of New Yorkers’ personal information, rather than being forced to turn that information over to federal law enforcement or immigration authorities.

Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo she was a 19 year old drug addict and he was 34 and married. No wonder Carrie Fisher always finds ways to emphasize that Harrison Ford is a douche biscuit.

I love that we are finally understanding who she is and what she has been through.

I kept reading through the letters and thinking: “You’re. You’re. You’re.”

Burn, Donald.