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But she’s on the list. She’s a smug, rich, insulated idiot who imagines herself to be a great political philosopher of the left. Nothing in her privileged and graceful life has ever exposed her to real risk or hardship. I’m sure she can endure a few tweets from Debra Messing.

“I want to destroy you for your own good. Why can’t you see that, you ungrateful little shit that I effectively disowned.”

I really wish that Oprah had never brought Dr.’s Phil & Oz out of the grays.

I honestly don’t know whether to be relieved or even more terrified. Is it possible their utter ineptitude could save us? Or will it doom us all?

In the wake of Trump’s election, de Blasio is reportedly considering eliminating the program and destroying the database of New Yorkers’ personal information, rather than being forced to turn that information over to federal law enforcement or immigration authorities.

Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo she was a 19 year old drug addict and he was 34 and married. No wonder Carrie Fisher always finds ways to emphasize that Harrison Ford is a douche biscuit.

I love that we are finally understanding who she is and what she has been through.

I kept reading through the letters and thinking: “You’re. You’re. You’re.”

Burn, Donald.

“30-year-old”

I enjoy his movies too but I still think he’s a douche.

Uncool opinion: I like watching Tarantino movies. I love it, actually. It’s fun. Fuck the highbrow scoffing sure to flood the comments section.

SEE

Tangentially related:

All these men are too emotional to be President.

They are both physically gorgeous. None of this has to do with how physically attractive either of them is.

You mean ... it was a nice torch.

Watching that woman blow her beer/soda directly into that a-hole’s face is like, the most satisfying gif I’ve seen in a very long time.

Wow, I’m really surprised.