As the locals would say, he robbed them blind.

As a fat woman who gets plenty of the sex with plenty different types of people, many of whom look in a way that even thin folks consider “holy shit hot” territory, let me assure you— feeling insecure about how you look in the sack has nothing to do with weight and everything to do with patriarchally enforced…

Is that my not-quite-famous yet celeb crush Enver Gjokaj as the news reporter? Because I think it is.. And now I realize that I’ll never see how he and Peggy end up on Agent Carter because those bastards cancelled it.

I think she edited it aftra your post

Um, I’ll be the asshole: that was terrible. Are we listening to the same thing? It was so blah— totally the antithesis of the original (or even a good local production).  

Nothing in our article has had the slightest effect on the reputation that Mr. Trump, through his own words and actions, has already created for himself.

Nothing wrong with a little nerdcore.

My friends, the Trump campaign has decided to go full Jared Leto joker.

I would very much like to read this tell-all.

Yep, she swerved the way I do around my furniture when I’m shutting off lights to go to bed. Not today, couch. Not ever, bookcase.

He looks EXACTLY like a sad trombone sounds.

Make America Grope Again.

Tell me, Mary... Do you bleed?

Who’s more sensitive, someone who experiences emotional distress at discussions of sexual assault, or someone who experiences emotional distress over a sign warning people who might feel emotional distress at discussions of sexual assault?

Hat game was on point.

One time I got this series of texts from my dad:

I ALSO HAVE A STORY.

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