I never understood why they did that to Rita. She’s the first actor to win the EGOT.

When the adult asked or told him to stop, he shouldn’t have ran his mouth, and the parent should have moved his kid and apologized.

If “not liberal enough” is your reason to not vote for Hillary when the alternative is *actual fascism*, your liberalism is just narcissism

And there it is. It is no longer about Sanders, if it ever was. It's just about your precious unsustainable imaginary future and not the hard god damn work it's going to take to get there. Privilege plain and simple, what will it hurt if Trump gets elected? They won't feel any pain from his insanity.

I tried using my boner to write with, once. The pen taped onto it really didn’t work that well, my hips got really tired trying to do fine movements, and the tape hurt a lot coming off.

I feel like there was a real missed opportunity to deploy “Jury Booty” at least once in this post.

I am worried my fiance wouldn’t be able to pay the household bills....without my much higher income.

Can’t we just take this franchise for a long drive to the country, open the back door and let it frolic blissfully in a field, while we floor it and leave it behind in a cloud of dust?

Exactly. “New Moon” shows how loss and grief really feel and how hard it is to live through this experience. That’s why I love this book.

He’s so damn sexy!

This whole feud is such a waste of time. Go outside and play Pokemon like normal adults.

Yeah, I wasn’t allowed to watch the Simpsons as a kid because Bart disrespected his parents.

How...how on earth did that happen??? All power to him, but HOW DID THE SECURITY OF THE REPUBLICAN NATIONAL CONGRESS let a known left-wing talk show host, in a bizarre costume, onto the stage? Let alone leave him at the damn podium long enough to give a satirical speech?? Jesus, no wonder they didn’t want guns there.…

I’ve honestly never been more confused by a thread in my life. Mutliple antagonists, multiple heroes, identities in question...amazing.

“People who know me well know I’m a pretty basic guy. I’m a Christian, a conservative and a Republican, in that order.”

Now and Then is basically a female Stand by Me.

Shit, do we all have to publicly start apologizing for what little assholes we were at 14? This is going to take a while...

FUCK, Bernie fans. FUCK. I was with you. I was all about Bernie. But we are in precarious times and this is a do-or-die election. The next president will appoint a fucking supreme court justice, FFS. THAT IS VERY IMPORTANT. STOP BEING DUMBASS CHILDREN AND DO YOUR PART TO MAKE SURE THIS ELECTION DOES NOT GIVE US TRUMP.…

Ok but is that Hugh Grant?

If you got so drunk that a mugger noticed and decided to take advantage of that, a lawyer wouldn’t attempt to use your drunkenness to get the mugger off charges.